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pigeoun

So...I have some new friends. THey are pigeouns



(so this is a post I created a few years ago and SAVED I SAVED THIS POST because I thought It was something I needed to save to read in the FUTURE)

And THEN

When I was little, my family bought a camcorder I was about five or six and it was magnificent. My parents let us go around and take home movies they mostly consisted of barbies and feet
FukIT IS REALLY HARD TO FIND A FOOT PICTURE anyway, my parents had people over and decided to show them one of our movies!


unfortunately I had stuck the camera up my butt that day.  :(

Analytics

So one drunk night years ago, I decided to instal google analytics on my schmoobear blog. Thinking that this would be a good idea, because I have to track the nothing to come.

 the average time on my site is between 0 to 4 seconds  juuuusst enough time to realize that they went to the wrong website..


  Shout out to Brazil!  and saudi arabia....
 sit down, stay a while, read things that don't make sense.

cake

I opened up my babyotterz mail box today and found that someone has been sending me pictures of cake.
like....a lot. A weird amount.
?
Why?
Maybe they think that I am someone else?
A cake man

Regardless, here is a picture that was sent to me.

 

Jesus, this is how i feel still posting to this blog